Guest Game Description by Dr Ice Dog

The Weasels and the Plague
you know that they be hatin’
The Ebs had the lead
But look out, here comes Peyton
“I should have the points to beat that jerk
but whatever Manning tried
you know it seemed to work”
(scratchy, scratchy, scratch-a-scratch)
it’s called tackling, come on
(scratchy, scratchy, scratch-a-scratch fade out with incoherent mumblings about purple)

The leader of career ties coming into the game Injury Prone (6-2-1) skated to a tie with Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-4-1) and moved into a tie for first in the BlackLabDiv. (Carlos) Santana Moss and Jake (on Sundays, it’s hard to find a good) Plummer could only watch in frustration from the bench as the final buzzer sounded.

Much like the actual Monday Night game, the Vikings kicker came up a field goal short, allowing Lay Z Boy (6-2-1) to escape with a victory and a tie for first place. The Couch Lovin Mammals (2-6-1) are now all but eliminated from the championship playoff bracket.

Surging River Lake Stars (6-3) moved into sole possession of first place in the SSOS Div, easily beating the toothless Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (2-7). The Rivs will next play the second place Ebs in a marquee divisional showdown. In the first who cares game of the season, the Bites next face the Mammies at their home kennel.

In a bitter grudge match with championship implications in both divisions, defending Souper Bowl Champion, Bar Stool Buddies (5-4) crushed this year’s media favorite, Sewage Serpents (6-3). “With future hall of famers on our roster like Muhsin Muhammad, people will be in for a surprise if they overlook us”, mimed one non-speaking Stool.