Average Active Points by Position per Game
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 4
Game Results for Week 4
Catholic Nun and the Posse 35 Ebonic Plague 27
Sewage Serpents 49 Couch Lovin Mammals 41
Extended Area 45 Bar Stool Buddies 40
Lay Z Boy 43 Injury Prone 42
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 39 Hi Definition Weasels 37
Standings as of Week 4
Overall Home Away Division
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T
Black Labrador Division
Sewage Serpents 3 1 0 228 191 1 1 0 2 0 0 2 1 0
Catholic Nun and the 3 1 0 167 155 1 1 0 2 0 0 2 1 0
Lay Z Boy 2 1 1 182 181 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 1
Injury Prone 2 2 0 171 167 1 1 0 1 1 0 2 2 0
Couch Lovin Mammals 0 3 1 181 203 0 2 0 0 1 1 0 2 1
Some sort of Spaniel Division
Bar Stool Buddies 3 1 0 224 185 1 1 0 2 0 0 2 1 0
Ebonic Plague 3 1 0 171 154 2 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 0
Extended Area 2 2 0 186 193 1 0 0 1 2 0 2 1 0
Electric Donkey Botto 1 3 0 148 198 0 2 0 1 1 0 1 2 0
Hi Definition Weasels 0 4 0 185 216 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 4 0
Schedule for Week 5
Hi Definition Weasels (0-4) at Injury Prone (2-2)
Lay Z Boy (2-1-1) at Sewage Serpents (3-1)
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters (1-3) at Extended Area (2-2)
Couch Lovin Mammals (0-3-1) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (3-1)
Bar Stool Buddies (3-1) at Ebonic Plague (3-1)
Draft Order Week 5
1. Hi Definition Weasels 2. Couch Lovin Mammals
3. Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 4. Injury Prone 5. Extended Area
6. Lay Z Boy 7. Catholic Nun and the Posse 8. Ebonic Plague
9. Bar Stool Buddies 10. Sewage Serpents
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
Lay Z Boy 195 182 13 93.33% 4
Catholic Nun and the Posse 181 167 14 92.27% 4
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 169 148 21 87.57% 4
Hi Definition Weasels 214 185 29 86.45% 4
Sewage Serpents 270 228 42 84.44% 4
Ebonic Plague 206 171 35 83.01% 4
Injury Prone 212 171 41 80.66% 4
Bar Stool Buddies 278 224 54 80.58% 4
Couch Lovin Mammals 230 181 49 78.70% 4
Extended Area 242 186 56 76.86% 4
Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 4.50 15.25 26.25 7.75 3.25 57.00
Extended Area 11.50 10.50 11.75 7.25 5.50 46.50
Couch Lovin Mammals 5.50 15.25 14.50 7.75 2.25 45.25
Bar Stool Buddies 15.75 12.25 11.00 11.00 6.00 56.00
Lay Z Boy 4.00 20.75 10.25 7.50 3.00 45.50
Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 5.00 13.00 10.50 4.25 4.25 37.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse 8.50 10.25 10.75 10.75 1.50 41.75
Ebonic Plague 15.25 5.00 12.25 6.50 3.75 42.75
Injury Prone 8.75 14.50 12.25 4.75 2.50 42.75
Hi Definition Weasels 13.50 9.00 17.25 3.25 3.25 46.25
LEAGUE AVERAGES 9.23 12.58 13.68 7.08 3.53 46.08
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 4
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Catholic Nun and the 41.75 47.00 38.75 -8.25
Injury Prone 42.75 47.38 41.75 -5.63
Ebonic Plague 42.75 42.88 38.50 -4.38
Extended Area 46.50 50.50 48.25 -2.25
Couch Lovin Mammals 45.25 50.31 50.75 0.44
Electric Donkey Bott 37.00 47.63 49.50 1.88
Bar Stool Buddies 56.00 43.75 46.25 2.50
Lay Z Boy 45.50 41.69 45.25 3.56
Sewage Serpents 57.00 44.06 47.75 3.69
Hi Definition Weasel 46.25 45.56 54.00 8.44
Game Details
This Week's Game Summary is the form of a rap
And so it all started in Week Number Four
Two 3-win teams with bitter rivals at the door
Ebonic Plague was looking at Gerbils and Nuns
while Bar Stool Buddies were cleaning all their guns
waiting for the Phone Guys to come on in to town
“We’re the River Lake Stars now. Hearin me clown?”
(backwards record noises with some stolen hook repeating)
But Ebonic Plague went into remission
Twenty-seven points, that’s not even pissin
The Nun’s win makes them both three and one
They won’t meet again unless it’s playoff fun, come on
(more sampling)
The RL Stars, they came to play
No more fumbling points away
Defensing those Buddies mighty tight
The last of the undefeated goes down tonight … fool
(more sampling)
Sewage Serpents constrict Couch Lovin Mammals
Priest Holmes’ runs was on all the local channels
That Lay Z Boy squeaks past Injury Prone
“At least it’s not a tie” is all that they could drone
Getting their first win is Electric Donkey Bottom Biters
While the Weasels stay in the cellar, chillin with the spiders
(sample fadaway)
| Catholic Nun and the Posse 35 Ebonic Plague 27 | ||||||||
| Catholic Nun and the Posse | at | Ebonic Plague | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Pennington, Chad | JETS | 1 | QB | Carr, David | TEXN | 8 | |
| RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 9 | RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 2 | |
| RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 6 | RB | Stecker, Aaron | SNTS | 1 | |
| WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 0 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 1 | |
| WR | Moss, Santana | JETS | 0 | WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 1 | |
| WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 1 | WR | Porter, Jerry | RDRS | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 18 | PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 10 | |
| DF | Team Defense, LION | LION | 0 | DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 3 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Harrington, Joey | LION | 0 | QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | 0 | RB | Dayne, Ron | GIAN | 1 | |
| RB | Smith, Onterrio | VIKS | 0 | RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 7 | |
| WR | Hakim, Az-Zahir | LION | 0 | RB | Smith, Emmitt | CARD | 14 | |
| TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 0 | WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 8 | WR | McCareins, Justin | JETS | 0 | |
| Electric Donkey Bottom Biters 39 Hi Definition Weasels 37 | ||||||||
| Electric Donkey Bottom Biters | at | Hi Definition Weasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 3 | QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 10 | |
| RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 8 | RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 13 | |
| RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 2 | RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 8 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 4 | WR | Givens, David | PATS | 3 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 7 | WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 2 | |
| TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 3 | WR | Stallworth, Donte' | SNTS | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, SNTS | SNTS | 4 | PK | Team PK, 49RS | 49RS | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, SNTS | SNTS | 8 | DF | Team Defense, TITN | TITN | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 10 | QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 4 | |
| WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 0 | WR | Evans, Lee | BILL | 3 | |
| WR | Robinson, Koren | SEAH | 0 | WR | Moss, Randy | VIKS | 0 | |
| TE | Graham, Daniel | PATS | 7 | TE | Mili, Itula | SEAH | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, CWBY | CWBY | 0 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 8 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CWBY | CWBY | 0 | PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 0 | |
| Lay Z Boy 43 Injury Prone 42 | ||||||||
| Injury Prone | at | Lay Z Boy | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 7 | QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 4 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 8 | RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 12 | |
| RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 10 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 5 | |
| WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 4 | WR | Caldwell, Reche | CHGR | 10 | |
| WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 1 | WR | Coles, Laveranues | SKNS | 3 | |
| WR | Mason, Derrick | TITN | 9 | WR | Stokley, Brandon | COLT | 3 | |
| PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 1 | PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 6 | |
| DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 2 | DF | Team Defense, BUCS | BUCS | 0 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 7 | QB | Gannon, Rich | RDRS | 0 | |
| QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 6 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 0 | |
| RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 9 | RB | Bennett, Michael | VIKS | 0 | |
| RB | George, Eddie | CWBY | 0 | WR | Burress, Plaxico | STLR | 2 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 0 | WR | Davis, Andre' | BRWN | 3 | |
| PK | Team PK, BUCS | BUCS | 7 | WR | Kennison, Eddie | CHFS | 0 | |
| River Lakes Stars 45 Bar Stool Buddies 40 | ||||||||
| River Lakes Stars | at | Bar Stool Buddies | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 12 | QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 6 | |
| RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 2 | RB | Henry, Travis | BILL | 3 | |
| RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 11 | RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 7 | |
| WR | Carter, Tim | GIAN | 0 | WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | PTHR | 3 | |
| WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 2 | WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 1 | |
| WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 0 | TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 8 | PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 13 | |
| DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 10 | DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 6 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Warner, Kurt | GIAN | 6 | QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 3 | |
| RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 10 | RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 2 | |
| RB | Griffin, Quentin | BRNC | 2 | WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 0 | |
| RB | Williams, Moe | VIKS | 0 | WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 8 | |
| WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 0 | PK | Team PK, SEAH | SEAH | 0 | |
| WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 0 | DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 0 | |
| Sewage Serpents 49 Couch Lovin Mammals 41 | ||||||||
| Sewage Serpents | at | Couch Lovin Mammals | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 3 | QB | Collins, Kerry | RDRS | -2 | |
| RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 17 | RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 2 | |
| RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 2 | RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 11 | |
| WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 10 | WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 10 | |
| WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 7 | WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 11 | |
| WR | Warrick, Peter | BNGL | 0 | WR | Toomer, Amani | GIAN | 1 | |
| PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 8 | PK | Team PK, BRWN | BRWN | 5 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BRNC | BRNC | 2 | DF | Team Defense, GIAN | GIAN | 3 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 0 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 0 | |
| RB | Garner, Charlie | BUCS | 0 | QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 0 | |
| WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 0 | RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 0 | |
| WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 0 | WR | Gardner, Rod | SKNS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 7 | WR | Morgan, Quincy | BRWN | -1 | |
| DF | Team Defense, PATS | PATS | 12 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | 0 | |