New Report added to RABEFL News
In the first time in many years, a new report has been added to the RABEFL News standard reporting. Exact records are hard to come by as the RABEFL development staff spend most of their time snowboarding in Idaho, exploring Rastafarian principals.

New Report Make You Look Younger
Positive comments are being heard around the world about the miraculous properties of the new RABEFL report. Claimed one seeming crackpot, “Since looking at and using the report, my gray hair has turned dark and my wrinkles have lessened. My wife says it feels just like making out with the neighbor boy.”

Millionaire Credits New Report
Local fantasy football legend, Rick Linnes, has found the new RABEFL Report just the tool he needed to become independently wealthy. “Once I’ve saw this report that was so ignorantly put out on the web site without any copyright language, I copied it and have been selling the rights to smaller leagues.” It’s believed that his empire includes, paid in full, all his furniture and most of his car.

Game Results for Week 7

Standings as of Week 7

Schedule for Week 8

Draft Order Week 8

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

The New Great Report

Opponent Averages Report Through Week 7

Game Details


Game Results for Week 7
Wounded Knee  54   Catholic Nun and the Posse  51
Sewage Serpents  43   Bar Stoole Buddies  36
Ebonic Plague  75   Left For Dead  51
New Kids on the Block  56   Roughed-up Suspects  27
Injury Prone  52   GerfluchtWeasels  26
Lay Z Boy  41   Geins Spleens  38


Standings as of Week  7
                       Overall              Home      Away    Division
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
Shoehorn with Teeth Division
Catholic Nun and the   4  3  0  324  315   2  1  0   2  2  0   2  1  0
Wounded Knee           3  3  1  343  388   2  2  0   1  1  1   1  1  1
Sewage Serpents        2  4  1  386  372   0  3  1   2  1  0   1  1  1
Bar Stoole Buddies     2  5  0  286  301   1  3  0   1  2  0   1  2  0
Mr. Me Division
Ebonic Plague          5  1  1  329  254   3  0  1   2  1  0   3  0  0
New Kids on the Block  3  4  0  316  317   1  3  0   2  1  0   2  1  0
Left For Dead          2  5  0  293  392   0  3  0   2  2  0   1  2  0
Roughed-up Suspects    2  5  0  246  349   0  3  0   2  2  0   0  3  0
Boat of Car Division
Injury Prone           6  1  0  368  269   3  1  0   3  0  0   3  0  0
GerfluchtWeasels       5  1  1  364  242   3  0  0   2  1  1   2  1  0
Lay Z Boy              4  3  0  285  303   2  1  0   2  2  0   1  2  0
Geins Spleens          2  5  0  288  326   1  2  0   1  3  0   0  3  0


Schedule for Week 8
Geins Spleens (2-5) at Left For Dead (2-5)
New Kids on the Block (3-4) at Catholic Nun and the Posse (4-3)
Wounded Knee (3-3-1) at Roughed-up Suspects (2-5)
Bar Stoole Buddies (2-5) at Lay Z Boy (4-3)
Ebonic Plague (5-1-1) at Injury Prone (6-1)
Sewage Serpents (2-4-1) at GerfluchtWeasels (5-1-1)


Draft Order Week 8
1. Left For Dead   2. Roughed-up Suspects  3. Catholic Nun and the Posse  4. GerfluchtWeasels
5. Wounded Knee   6. Ebonic Plague  7. Bar Stoole Buddies  8. Geins Spleens
9. Lay Z Boy   10. Sewage Serpents    11. New Kids on the Block   12. Injury Prone


                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
GerfluchtWeasels                     389       364      25     93.57%       7
Catholic Nun and the Posse           366       324      42     88.52%       7
Sewage Serpents                      439       386      53     87.93%       7
Lay Z Boy                            327       285      42     87.16%       7
Ebonic Plague                        378       329      49     87.04%       7
Injury Prone                         434       368      66     84.79%       7
Left For Dead                        346       293      53     84.68%       7
Bar Stoole Buddies                   338       286      52     84.62%       7
Wounded Knee                         418       343      75     82.06%       7
Geins Spleens                        359       288      71     80.22%       7
Roughed-up Suspects                  322       246      76     76.40%       7
New Kids on the Block                420       316     104     75.24%       7


                    Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  9.00  21.71  12.57     7.29   4.57    55.14
Left For Dead                    8.71   9.43  12.71     9.00   1.86    41.71
GerfluchtWeasels                 6.29  20.43  16.43     6.00   2.86    52.00
Catholic Nun and the Posse       8.14  18.14  10.00     5.71   4.29    46.29
New Kids on the Block            7.14  10.14  16.29     7.86   3.71    45.14
Geins Spleens                    8.29  10.29  11.57     9.14   1.86    41.14
Wounded Knee                     8.00  15.29  10.86     8.14   6.71    49.00
Roughed-up Suspects              9.71   4.86   8.71     6.43   5.43    35.14
Lay Z Boy                        8.71   8.57  13.43     6.57   3.43    40.71
Bar Stoole Buddies               9.14  11.00   7.86     8.43   3.43    39.86
Ebonic Plague                   10.71   8.57  16.00     6.43   5.29    47.00
Injury Prone                     7.43  14.00  17.86     6.86   6.43    52.57
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.44  12.70  12.86     7.32   4.15    45.48



                    Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
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ooo, geins spleens gets a lot of kicker points against. that will Really effect the
way i pick a line-up
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                 12.57   8.57  20.00     6.57   5.29    53.00
Left For Dead                    7.00  18.14  15.43     9.71   5.71    56.00
GerfluchtWeasels                 6.86   5.71   9.71     7.29   4.00    33.57
Catholic Nun and the Posse       8.57  10.86  11.57     6.86   7.14    45.00
New Kids on the Block            8.14  13.00  13.57     5.86   4.71    45.29
Geins Spleens                    7.29  12.43  13.43    10.43   3.00    46.57
Wounded Knee                    11.14  17.57  14.43     8.86   3.43    55.43
Roughed-up Suspects              9.00  16.71  15.14     6.29   2.71    49.86
Lay Z Boy                        8.86  13.00  10.71     6.29   4.43    43.29
Bar Stoole Buddies               7.57  14.71  11.57     5.43   3.71    43.00
Ebonic Plague                    7.00  11.57   7.71     7.43   2.57    36.29
Injury Prone                     7.29  10.14  11.00     6.86   3.14    38.43
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  8.44  12.70  12.86     7.32   4.15    45.48



Opponent Averages Report Through Week 7
                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
GerfluchtWeasels        52.00        44.18          34.57         -9.61
Ebonic Plague           47.00        43.14          36.29         -6.86
Injury Prone            52.57        45.00          38.43         -6.57
Lay Z Boy               40.71        47.59          43.29         -4.31
Bar Stoole Buddies      40.86        46.53          43.00         -3.53
Geins Spleens           41.14        46.65          46.57         -0.08
New Kids on the Bloc    45.14        44.71          45.29          0.57
Catholic Nun and the    46.29        44.14          45.00          0.86
Roughed-up Suspects     35.14        46.98          49.86          2.88
Left For Dead           41.86        48.00          56.00          8.00
Sewage Serpents         55.14        44.41          53.14          8.73
Wounded Knee            49.00        45.51          55.43          9.92


Game Details
Wounded Knee  54   Catholic Nun and the Posse  51
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse at Wounded Knee
Active Players
QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 8   QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 5
RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 15   RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 6
RB James, Edgerrin COLT 17   RB Holmes, Priest CHFS 15
WR Burleson, Nate VIKS 1   WR Bryant, Antonio BRWN 0
WR Glenn, Terry CWBY 1   WR Jurevicius, Joe SEAH 2
TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 1   WR Lloyd, Brandon 49RS 1
PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 8   PK Team PK, BRNC BRNC 13
DF Team Defense, BUCS BUCS 0   DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 12
Reserve Players
QB Frerotte, Gus DLPN 1   RB Davis, Stephen PTHR 0
RB Anderson, Mike BRNC 10   RB Jones, Julius CWBY 0
RB Faulk, Marshall RAMS 1   RB Williams, Moe VIKS 0
WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 0   WR Galloway, Joey BUCS 0
WR Henry, Chris BNGL 0   WR Horn, Joe SNTS 0
PK Team PK, VIKS VIKS 13   WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 0
 
 
Injury Prone  52   GerfluchtWeasels  26
 
GerfluchtWeasels at Injury Prone
Active Players
QB Bledsoe, Drew CWBY 4   QB Manning, Eli GIAN 10
RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 2   RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 5
RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 4   RB McGahee, Willis BILL 3
WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 0   WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 8
WR Holt, Torry RAMS 0   WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 1
TE Heap, Todd RAVN 2   WR Ward, Hines STLR 7
PK Team PK, PCKR PCKR 10   PK Team PK, DLPN DLPN 8
DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 4   DF Team Defense, COLT COLT 10
Reserve Players
QB Green, Trent CHFS 4   QB Brady, Tom PATS 0
RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 0   RB Rhodes, Dominic COLT 2
WR Rogers, Charles LION 0   RB Williams, Ricky DLPN 0
WR Williamson, Troy VIKS 0   WR Smith, Jimmy JGRS 0
PK Team PK, JETS JETS 2   PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 9
          DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 3
 
 
Lay Z Boy  41   Geins Spleens  38
 
Lay Z Boy at Geins Spleens
Active Players
QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 0   QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 7
RB Parker, Willie STLR 11   RB Davis, Domanick TEXN 9
RB Smith, Antowain SNTS 2   RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 1
WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 3   WR Curtis, Kevin RAMS 9
WR Johnson, Keyshawn CWBY 7   WR Ferguson, Robert PCKR 2
WR Jones, Brandon TITN 8   WR Moulds, Eric BILL 1
PK Team PK, COLT COLT 8   PK Team PK, CARD CARD 8
DF Team Defense, BILL BILL 2   DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 1
Reserve Players
QB Dilfer, Trent BRWN -2   QB Collins, Kerry RDRS 7
RB Barlow, Kevan 49RS 8   RB Taylor, Chester RAVN 0
WR Evans, Lee BILL 6   RB Williams, Carnell BUCS 0
WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 0   WR Moss, Randy RDRS 7
WR Porter, Jerry RDRS 1   TE Smith, L.J. EAGL 2
WR Stallworth, Donte` SNTS 7   PK Team PK, BNGL BNGL 7
 
 
Ebonic Plague  75   Left For Dead  51
 
Left For Dead at Ebonic Plague
Active Players
QB Manning, Peyton COLT 9   QB Favre, Brett PCKR 13
RB Jones, Kevin LION 2   RB Brown, Ronnie DLPN 9
RB Martin, Curtis JETS 8   RB Moore, Mewelde VIKS 8
WR Driver, Donald PCKR 10   WR Owens, Terrell EAGL 8
WR Lelie, Ashley BRNC 2   WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 3
WR Moss, Santana SKNS 10   TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 8
PK Team PK, STLR STLR 9   PK Team PK, CHFS CHFS 16
DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 1   DF Team Defense, RAMS RAMS 10
Reserve Players
RB Duckett, T.J. FALC 0   QB Brees, Drew CHGR 10
RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 0   RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 0
RB Staley, Duce STLR 0   TE Witten, Jason CWBY 1
WR Givens, David PATS 0   PK Team PK, LION LION 10
WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 0   DF Team Defense, JGRS JGRS 0
DF Team Defense, GIAN GIAN 1          
 
 
New Kids on the Block  56   Roughed up Suspects  27
 
Roughed up Suspects at New Kids on the Block
Active Players
QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 6   QB Culpepper, Daunte VIKS 13
RB Benson, Cedric BEAR 0   RB Green, Ahman PCKR 1
RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 2   RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 23
WR Burress, Plaxico GIAN 9   WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 3
WR Walker, Javon PCKR 0   WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 1
WR Williams, Roy LION 0   WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 9
PK Team PK, PATS PATS 0   PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 4
DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 10   DF Team Defense, BEAR BEAR 2
Reserve Players
QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 0   QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 0
RB Bettis, Jerome STLR 2   RB Johnson, Larry CHFS 10
RB Pittman, Michael BUCS 0   RB Portis, Clinton SKNS 22
TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 2   WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 1
          WR Smith, Steve PTHR 0
          DF Team Defense, JETS JETS 4
 
 
Sewage Serpents  43   Bar Stoole Buddies  36
 
Sewage Serpents at Bar Stoole Buddies
Active Players
QB Brunell, Mark SKNS 16   QB Vick, Michael FALC 10
RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 8   RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 2
RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 1   RB Brown, Chris TITN 0
WR Bennett, Drew TITN 0   WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 9
WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 8   WR Finneran, Brian FALC 0
WR Smith, Rod BRNC 2   WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 8
PK Team PK, BILL BILL 6   PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 5
DF Team Defense, BNGL BNGL 2   DF Team Defense, CHFS CHFS 2
Reserve Players
QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 7   QB McNair, Steve TITN 0
RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 4   RB Dillon, Corey PATS 0
RB Johnson, Jeremi BNGL 0   WR Branch, Deion PATS 0
WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 3   TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 2
TE McMichael, Randy DLPN 1   PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 7
PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 0   DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 0