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Little Known (hopefully to the people reading this ) Facts from Week 5
The highest scoring team (Serps) and the lowest scoring (Lefts) have one thing in common; 1-4 records. (Rock Star) Famous for his time, F Scott Fitzgerald, threw up in a bar in Saint Paul that commemorates the spot with a modest plaque. Cellar dwellers, Geins and Deads, lead the league in one statistical category (other than the rather esoteric, Most Morbid Name title); The (Can you tell me why you’re) Special Teams scoring. “Shut-out” is the Don Beaupre forbidden word. The Points Against for GerfluchtWeasels is less than half of the defenseless Fors. Rick H knows how to juggle. Negotiations are underway for a Week 17 bowl game between league champions from DFFL and RABEFL. I’ve just got up from falling off my chair. The football related ones of these were harder to come up with than I thought they would be.
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Average Active Points by Position per Game
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 5
Game Results for Week 5
Catholic Nun and the Posse 62 Sewage Serpents 45
Bar Stoole Buddies 65 TDS Telecom 30
Ebonic Plague 42 Roughed-up Suspects 18
New Kids on the Block 44 Left For Dead 35
GerfluchtWeasels 76 Geins Spleens 45
Injury Prone 50 Lay Z Boy 33
Standings as of Week 5
Overall Home Away Division
W L T PF PA W L T W L T W L T
Shoehorn with Teeth Division
Catholic Nun and the 3 2 0 214 221 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0
TDS Telecom 2 3 0 231 279 1 2 0 1 1 0 0 1 0
Bar Stoole Buddies 2 3 0 210 199 1 1 0 1 2 0 1 0 0
Sewage Serpents 1 4 0 285 278 0 3 0 1 1 0 0 1 0
Mr. Me Division
Ebonic Plague 3 1 1 206 158 2 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0
New Kids on the Block 2 3 0 215 242 0 2 0 2 1 0 1 0 0
Roughed-up Suspects 2 3 0 201 234 0 2 0 2 1 0 0 1 0
Left For Dead 1 4 0 183 299 0 3 0 1 1 0 0 1 0
Boat of Car Division
GerfluchtWeasels 4 0 1 283 145 2 0 0 2 0 1 1 0 0
Injury Prone 4 1 0 268 205 1 1 0 3 0 0 1 0 0
Lay Z Boy 3 2 0 199 210 2 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0
Geins Spleens 2 3 0 212 237 1 1 0 1 2 0 0 1 0
Schedule for Week 6
Catholic Nun and the Posse (3-2) at Bar Stoole Buddies (2-3)
TDS Telecom (2-3) at Sewage Serpents (1-4)
Ebonic Plague (3-1-1) at New Kids on the Block (2-3)
Left For Dead (1-4) at Roughed-up Suspects (2-3)
Lay Z Boy (3-2) at GerfluchtWeasels (4-0-1)
Geins Spleens (2-3) at Injury Prone (4-1)
Draft Order Week 6
1. Geins Spleens 2. TDS Telecom 3. Sewage Serpents 4. Lay Z Boy
5. Catholic Nun and the Posse 6. GerfluchtWeasels 7. Left For Dead 8. Roughed-up Suspects
9. New Kids on the Block 10. Injury Prone 11. Bar Stoole Buddies 12. Ebonic Plague
Points Played Percentages
Team Name Possible Actual Points Percentage Games
Points Points Lost Played Played
GerfluchtWeasels 305 283 22 92.79% 5
Sewage Serpents 319 285 34 89.34% 5
Bar Stoole Buddies 239 210 29 87.87% 5
Lay Z Boy 231 199 32 86.15% 5
Catholic Nun and the Posse 250 214 36 85.60% 5
Injury Prone 321 268 53 83.49% 5
Ebonic Plague 248 206 42 83.06% 5
Roughed-up Suspects 252 201 51 79.76% 5
Geins Spleens 267 212 55 79.40% 5
Left For Dead 233 183 50 78.54% 5
TDS Telecom 296 231 65 78.04% 5
New Kids on the Block 289 215 74 74.39% 5
Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name QB RB WR/TE SPE TEAM DEF TOTAL
Sewage Serpents 7.00 23.80 13.60 8.40 4.20 57.00
Left For Dead 8.20 9.00 8.20 9.80 1.20 36.40
GerfluchtWeasels 6.80 21.60 20.20 5.20 2.80 56.60
Catholic Nun and the Posse 9.40 12.60 10.80 6.00 4.00 42.80
New Kids on the Block 7.20 5.40 18.00 8.40 4.00 43.00
Geins Spleens 9.60 10.40 10.60 9.80 2.00 42.40
TDS Telecom 9.00 13.80 11.40 8.00 4.00 46.20
Roughed-up Suspects 12.40 4.60 10.20 7.40 5.60 40.20
Lay Z Boy 11.20 9.00 10.60 5.80 3.20 39.80
Bar Stoole Buddies 9.60 13.00 6.80 9.00 2.20 40.60
Ebonic Plague 11.20 7.20 15.40 4.20 3.20 41.20
Injury Prone 6.80 14.60 20.00 6.00 6.20 53.60
LEAGUE AVERAGES 9.03 12.08 12.98 7.33 3.55 44.98
Opponent Averages Report Through Week 5
Average Opponent Avg Opponent Actual Points
Team Name Points/Game Points/Game Points/Game From Average
Ebonic Plague 41.20 44.28 31.60 -12.68
GerfluchtWeasels 56.60 41.04 29.00 -12.04
Bar Stoole Buddies 42.00 45.32 39.80 -5.52
Lay Z Boy 39.80 45.36 42.00 -3.36
Injury Prone 53.60 43.96 41.00 -2.96
Roughed-up Suspects 40.20 47.32 46.80 -0.52
Catholic Nun and the 42.80 44.12 44.20 0.08
Geins Spleens 42.40 46.12 47.40 1.28
New Kids on the Bloc 43.00 46.48 48.40 1.92
Left For Dead 36.60 51.28 59.80 8.52
Sewage Serpents 57.00 43.24 55.60 12.36
TDS Telecom 46.20 42.88 55.80 12.92
Game Details
| bar stoole buddies 65 TDS telecom 30 | ||||||||
| bar stoole buddies | at | TDS telecom | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | McNair, Steve | TITN | 17 | QB | Hasselbeck, Matt | SEAH | 13 | |
| RB | Bell, Tatum | BRNC | 17 | RB | Davis, Stephen | PTHR | 7 | |
| RB | Dillon, Corey | PATS | 4 | RB | Jones, Julius | CWBY | 2 | |
| WR | Branch, Deion | PATS | 4 | WR | Colbert, Keary | PTHR | 0 | |
| WR | Chambers, Chris | DLPN | 2 | WR | Galloway, Joey | BUCS | 3 | |
| WR | Finneran, Brian | FALC | 6 | WR | Lloyd, Brandon | 49RS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHGR | CHGR | 11 | PK | Team PK, BRNC | BRNC | 3 | |
| DF | Team Defense, PTHR | PTHR | 4 | DF | Team Defense, FALC | FALC | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Vick, Michael | FALC | 0 | RB | Dunn, Warrick | FALC | 3 | |
| RB | Brown, Chris | TITN | 3 | RB | Holmes, Priest | CHFS | 0 | |
| WR | Robinson, Marcus | VIKS | 0 | RB | Williams, Moe | VIKS | 0 | |
| TE | Gonzalez, Tony | CHFS | 0 | WR | Bryant, Antonio | BRWN | 15 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAVN | RAVN | 6 | WR | Horn, Joe | SNTS | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, CHFS | CHFS | 0 | WR | Jackson, Darrell | SEAH | 0 | |
| Ebonic Plague 42 Roughed up Suspects 18 | ||||||||
| Ebonic Plague | at | Roughed up Suspects | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Favre, Brett | PCKR | 15 | QB | McNabb, Donovan | EAGL | 2 | |
| RB | Brown, Ronnie | DLPN | 2 | RB | Benson, Cedric | BEAR | -1 | |
| RB | Taylor, Fred | JGRS | 5 | RB | Johnson, Rudi | BNGL | 3 | |
| WR | Owens, Terrell | EAGL | 2 | WR | Burress, Plaxico | GIAN | 0 | |
| WR | Wayne, Reggie | COLT | 3 | WR | Walker, Javon | PCKR | 0 | |
| TE | Gates, Antonio | CHGR | 8 | WR | Williams, Roy | LION | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, LION | LION | 5 | PK | Team PK, PATS | PATS | 7 | |
| DF | Team Defense, JGRS | JGRS | 2 | DF | Team Defense, EAGL | EAGL | 7 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brees, Drew | CHGR | 6 | QB | Delhomme, Jake | PTHR | 11 | |
| RB | Moore, Mewelde | VIKS | 0 | RB | Bettis, Jerome | STLR | 8 | |
| WR | Clayton, Michael | BUCS | 0 | RB | Pittman, Michael | BUCS | 2 | |
| TE | Witten, Jason | CWBY | 3 | TE | Crumpler, Alge | FALC | 9 | |
| PK | Team PK, CHFS | CHFS | 0 | |||||
| GerfluchtWeasels 76 Geins Spleens 45 | ||||||||
| Geins Spleens | at | GerfluchtWeasels | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Palmer, Carson | BNGL | 10 | QB | Bledsoe, Drew | CWBY | 16 | |
| RB | Davis, Domanick | TEXN | 6 | RB | Alexander, Shaun | SEAH | 16 | |
| RB | Lewis, Jamal | RAVN | 9 | RB | Westbrook, Brian | EAGL | 0 | |
| WR | Crayton, Patrick | CWBY | 1 | WR | Boldin, Anquan | CARD | 11 | |
| WR | Curtis, Kevin | RAMS | 8 | WR | Holt, Torry | RAMS | 11 | |
| TE | Smith, L.J. | EAGL | 0 | TE | Heap, Todd | RAVN | 8 | |
| PK | Team PK, CARD | CARD | 9 | PK | Team PK, PCKR | PCKR | 10 | |
| DF | Team Defense, DLPN | DLPN | 2 | DF | Team Defense, SEAH | SEAH | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Collins, Kerry | RDRS | 0 | QB | Green, Trent | CHFS | 0 | |
| RB | Taylor, Chester | RAVN | 1 | RB | Foster, DeShaun | PTHR | 1 | |
| RB | Williams, Carnell | BUCS | 0 | RB | Suggs, Lee | BRWN | 0 | |
| WR | Moss, Randy | RDRS | 0 | WR | Rogers, Charles | LION | 0 | |
| WR | Moulds, Eric | BILL | 8 | WR | Williamson, Troy | VIKS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, BNGL | BNGL | 9 | |||||
| Injury Prone 50 Lay Z Boy 33 | ||||||||
| Injury Prone | at | Lay Z Boy | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Brady, Tom | PATS | 16 | QB | Bulger, Marc | RAMS | 12 | |
| RB | Jones, Thomas | BEAR | 5 | RB | McAllister, Deuce | SNTS | 2 | |
| RB | McGahee, Willis | BILL | 9 | RB | Parker, Willie | STLR | 1 | |
| WR | Harrison, Marvin | COLT | 0 | WR | Johnson, Chad | BNGL | 8 | |
| WR | Smith, Jimmy | JGRS | 1 | WR | Johnson, Keyshawn | CWBY | 0 | |
| WR | Ward, Hines | STLR | 3 | WR | Stallworth, Donte` | SNTS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, DLPN | DLPN | 2 | PK | Team PK, COLT | COLT | 4 | |
| DF | Team Defense, COLT | COLT | 14 | DF | Team Defense, BILL | BILL | 6 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Manning, Eli | GIAN | 0 | QB | Warner, Kurt | CARD | 0 | |
| RB | Rhodes, Dominic | COLT | 6 | RB | Arrington, J.J. | CARD | 0 | |
| RB | Williams, Ricky | DLPN | 0 | RB | Barlow, Kevan | 49RS | 4 | |
| WR | Taylor, Travis | VIKS | 0 | WR | Evans, Lee | BILL | 2 | |
| PK | Team PK, EAGL | EAGL | 4 | WR | Johnson, Andre | TEXN | 0 | |
| DF | Team Defense, STLR | STLR | 2 | WR | Porter, Jerry | RDRS | 0 | |
| New Kids on the Block 44 Left For Dead 35 | ||||||||
| New Kids on the Block | at | Left For Dead | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Leftwich, Byron | JGRS | 10 | QB | Manning, Peyton | COLT | 6 | |
| RB | Green, Ahman | PCKR | 0 | RB | Duckett, T.J. | FALC | 1 | |
| RB | Portis, Clinton | SKNS | 5 | RB | Jones, Kevin | LION | 14 | |
| WR | Mason, Derrick | RAVN | 1 | WR | Driver, Donald | PCKR | 1 | |
| WR | McCardell, Keenan | CHGR | 0 | WR | Givens, David | PATS | 0 | |
| WR | Smith, Steve | PTHR | 16 | WR | Moss, Santana | SKNS | 4 | |
| PK | Team PK, RAMS | RAMS | 8 | PK | Team PK, STLR | STLR | 7 | |
| DF | Team Defense, BEAR | BEAR | 4 | DF | Team Defense, RAVN | RAVN | 2 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| QB | Culpepper, Daunte | VIKS | 0 | RB | Jacobs, Brandon | GIAN | 0 | |
| RB | Johnson, Larry | CHFS | 0 | RB | Martin, Curtis | JETS | 14 | |
| RB | Jordan, LaMont | RDRS | 0 | RB | Staley, Duce | STLR | 0 | |
| WR | Coles, Laveranues | JETS | 3 | WR | Kennison, Eddie | CHFS | 0 | |
| WR | Muhammad, Muhsin | BEAR | 2 | WR | Lelie, Ashley | BRNC | 6 | |
| DF | Team Defense, JETS | JETS | 2 | PK | Team PK, GIAN | GIAN | 0 | |
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| Sewage Serpents | at | Catholic Nun and the Posse | ||||||
| Active Players | ||||||||
| QB | Plummer, Jake | BRNC | 5 | QB | Roethlisberger, Ben | STLR | 12 | |
| RB | Droughns, Reuben | BRWN | 2 | RB | Jackson, Steven | RAMS | 11 | |
| RB | Tomlinson, LaDainian | CHGR | 10 | RB | James, Edgerrin | COLT | 10 | |
| WR | Fitzgerald, Larry | CARD | 11 | WR | Bruce, Isaac | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Smith, Rod | BRNC | 0 | WR | Glenn, Terry | CWBY | 16 | |
| TE | McMichael, Randy | DLPN | 7 | WR | Henry, Chris | BNGL | 9 | |
| PK | Team PK, BILL | BILL | 9 | PK | Team PK, VIKS | VIKS | BYE | |
| DF | Team Defense, BNGL | BNGL | 1 | DF | Team Defense, BUCS | BUCS | 4 | |
| Reserve Players | ||||||||
| RB | Barber, Tiki | GIAN | 0 | QB | Brooks, Aaron | SNTS | 1 | |
| RB | Johnson, Jeremi | BNGL | 0 | RB | Anderson, Mike | BRNC | 1 | |
| WR | Bennett, Drew | TITN | 9 | RB | Faulk, Marshall | RAMS | 0 | |
| WR | Houshmandzadeh, T.J. | BNGL | 0 | WR | Burleson, Nate | VIKS | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, PTHR | PTHR | 7 | TE | Shockey, Jeremy | GIAN | 0 | |
| PK | Team PK, RDRS | RDRS | 0 | |||||