Early Leaders Emerge in Division Races
It’s only the second week, but already, each division has a clear leader. With the first four weeks being intra-division play, next week’s marquee match-up is between the only 2-0 teams, TDS Telecom and Lay Z Boy.

The CJ-like section
No truth to the rumor that the “Mr. Me” division will be renamed the “We Suck” division. Roughed up Suspects has the only win between the four of them, surging into the division lead. … The Blocks have the most possible points scored, but are in the 50s for Points Played Percentage. Ouch!…Bad Blood matches of the week: The Nuns and Ebs game got so rough that National Guard troops were diverted from Freeport to quell the mascot violence. TDS Telecom reportedly bugged the Spleens game-time telephone system.

Game Results for Week 2

Standings as of Week 2

Schedule for Week 3

Draft Order Week 3

Points Played Percentages

Average Active Points by Position per Game

Game Details


Game Results for Week 2
Injury Prone  52   Brittle Bones Battalion  28
GerfluchtWeasels  45   Bar Stoole Buddies  26
Catholic Nun and the Posse  38   Ebonic Plague  34
Lay Z Boy  35   New Kids on the Block  33
TDS Telecom  52   Geins Spleens  44
Roughed-up Suspects  49   Sewage Serpents  45


Standings as of Week  2
                       Overall              Home      Away    Division
                       W  L  T   PF   PA   W  L  T   W  L  T   W  L  T
Shoehorn with Teeth Division
TDS Telecom            2  0  0  104   93   1  0  0   1  0  0   0  0  0
Sewage Serpents        1  1  0  112   81   0  1  0   1  0  0   0  0  0
Bar Stoole Buddies     1  1  0   68   82   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0
Catholic Nun and the   1  1  0   67   80   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0
Mr. Me Division
Roughed-up Suspects    1  1  0   86   87   0  0  0   1  1  0   0  0  0
Ebonic Plague          0  1  1   62   66   0  0  1   0  1  0   0  0  0
New Kids on the Block  0  2  0   71   87   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0
Brittle Bones Battali  0  2  0   60  119   0  1  0   0  1  0   0  0  0
Boat of Car Division
Lay Z Boy              2  0  0   81   62   1  0  0   1  0  0   0  0  0
GerfluchtWeasels       1  0  1   73   54   1  0  0   0  0  1   0  0  0
Injury Prone           1  1  0  101   80   1  1  0   0  0  0   0  0  0
Geins Spleens          1  1  0   96   90   1  0  0   0  1  0   0  0  0


Schedule for Week 3
Catholic Nun and the Posse (1-1) at Geins Spleens (1-1)
TDS Telecom (2-0) at Lay Z Boy (2-0)
Injury Prone (1-1) at Roughed-up Suspects (1-1)
Bar Stoole Buddies (1-1) at Ebonic Plague (0-1-1)
New Kids on the Block (0-2) at Sewage Serpents (1-1)
GerfluchtWeasels (1-0-1) at Brittle Bones Battalion (0-2)


Draft Order Week 3
1. Brittle Bones Battalion  2. Geins Spleens  3. Sewage Serpents  4. Roughed-up Suspects
5. Bar Stoole Buddies  6. TDS Telecom  7. Ebonic Plague  8. New Kids on the Block
9. Catholic Nun and the Posse  10. Lay Z Boy   11. Injury Prone   12. GerfluchtWeasels
  


                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Roughed-up Suspects                   92        86       6     93.48%       2
GerfluchtWeasels                      79        73       6     92.41%       2
Sewage Serpents                      124       112      12     90.32%       2
TDS Telecom                          123       104      19     84.55%       2
Bar Stoole Buddies                    82        68      14     82.93%       2
Injury Prone                         122       101      21     82.79%       2
Geins Spleens                        116        96      20     82.76%       2
Catholic Nun and the Posse            83        67      16     80.72%       2
Lay Z Boy                            101        81      20     80.20%       2
Brittle Bones Battalion               76        60      16     78.95%       2
Ebonic Plague                         82        62      20     75.61%       2
New Kids on the Block                133        71      62     53.38%       2


                    Average Active Points by Position per Game
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  4.00  23.50  13.00    10.50   5.00    56.00
Brittle Bones Battalion          6.50   3.50   8.50    10.00   1.00    29.50
GerfluchtWeasels                 2.50  16.00  10.50     5.50   2.00    36.50
Catholic Nun and the Posse       7.50  10.50   7.50     3.50   4.50    33.50
New Kids on the Block            1.50   8.50  13.50    10.00   2.00    35.50
Geins Spleens                   11.00  11.50  12.50    11.50   1.50    48.00
TDS Telecom                     10.00  15.00  17.00     7.00   3.00    52.00
Roughed-up Suspects             14.50   7.50  10.50     6.00   4.50    43.00
Lay Z Boy                        9.50  13.00   8.50     5.50   4.00    40.50
Bar Stoole Buddies               7.00   8.50   7.00     6.00   2.00    30.50
Ebonic Plague                    4.50   6.00  14.50     2.50   3.50    31.00
Injury Prone                     3.50  14.50  21.50     5.50   5.50    50.50
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  6.83  11.50  12.04     6.96   3.21    40.54



Game Details
GerfluchtWeasels  45   Bar Stoole Buddies  19
 
Bar Stoole Buddies at GerfluchtWeasels
Active Players
QB Vick, Michael FALC 7   QB Green, Trent CHFS 3
RB Bell, Tatum BRNC 0   RB Alexander, Shaun SEAH 11
RB Dillon, Corey PATS 1   RB Westbrook, Brian EAGL 10
WR Branch, Deion PATS 2   WR Boldin, Anquan CARD 4
WR Chambers, Chris DLPN 0   WR Holt, Torry RAMS 8
TE Gonzalez, Tony CHFS 1   WR Rogers, Charles LION 1
PK Team PK, CHGR CHGR 6   PK Team PK, PCKR PCKR 6
DF Team Defense, CHFS CHFS 2   DF Team Defense, SEAH SEAH 2
Reserve Players
QB McNair, Steve TITN 7   QB Bledsoe, Drew CWBY 8
RB Brown, Chris TITN 1   RB Foster, DeShaun PTHR 1
WR Finneran, Brian FALC 7   RB Suggs, Lee BRWN 0
WR Robinson, Marcus VIKS 3   WR Williamson, Troy VIKS 1
PK Team PK, RAVN RAVN 4   TE Heap, Todd RAVN 2
DF Team Defense, PTHR PTHR 4          
 
 
Injury Prone  52   Brittle Bones Battalion  28
 
Brittle Bones Battalion at Injury Prone
Active Players
QB Manning, Peyton COLT 1   QB Brady, Tom PATS 6
RB Jones, Kevin LION 0   RB Jones, Thomas BEAR 17
RB Martin, Curtis JETS 2   RB McGahee, Willis BILL 1
WR Driver, Donald PCKR 10   WR Harrison, Marvin COLT 1
WR Kennison, Eddie CHFS 2   WR Smith, Jimmy JGRS 1
WR Lelie, Ashley BRNC 2   WR Ward, Hines STLR 15
PK Team PK, STLR STLR 9   PK Team PK, EAGL EAGL 6
DF Team Defense, RAVN RAVN 2   DF Team Defense, STLR STLR 5
Reserve Players
RB Duckett, T.J. FALC 6   QB Pennington, Chad JETS 11
RB Green, William BRWN 0   RB Rhodes, Dominic COLT 0
RB Jacobs, Brandon GIAN 6   RB Williams, Ricky DLPN 0
RB Staley, Duce STLR 0   WR Brown, Troy PATS 3
WR Givens, David PATS 2   WR Taylor, Travis VIKS 3
WR McCareins, Justin JETS 3   PK Team PK, DLPN DLPN 1
 
 
Catholic Nun and the Posse  38   Ebonic Plague  34
 
Ebonic Plague at Catholic Nun and the Posse
Active Players
QB Brees, Drew CHGR 0   QB Roethlisberger, Ben STLR 12
RB Brown, Ronnie DLPN 1   RB Jackson, Steven RAMS 9
RB Davis, Domanick TEXN 9   RB James, Edgerrin COLT 6
WR Clayton, Michael BUCS 3   WR Bruce, Isaac RAMS 2
WR Owens, Terrell EAGL 17   WR Burleson, Nate VIKS 1
TE Gates, Antonio CHGR 3   WR Stokley, Brandon COLT 0
PK Team PK, LION LION 0   PK Team PK, RDRS RDRS 5
DF Team Defense, JGRS JGRS 1   DF Team Defense, BUCS BUCS 3
Reserve Players
QB Favre, Brett PCKR 15   QB Brooks, Aaron SNTS 6
RB Moore, Mewelde VIKS 1   RB Anderson, Mike BRNC 1
RB Taylor, Fred JGRS 3   RB Faulk, Marshall RAMS 0
TE Witten, Jason CWBY 1   TE Shockey, Jeremy GIAN 2
 
 
TDS Telecom  52   Geins Spleens  44
 
Geins Spleens at TDS Telecom
Active Players
QB Collins, Kerry RDRS 7   QB Hasselbeck, Matt SEAH 12
RB Lewis, Jamal RAVN 0   RB Holmes, Priest CHFS 9
RB Williams, Carnell BUCS 11   RB Jones, Julius CWBY 3
WR Moss, Randy RDRS 11   WR Bryant, Antonio BRWN 1
WR Moulds, Eric BILL 0   WR Horn, Joe SNTS 10
WR Wayne, Reggie COLT 0   WR Jackson, Darrell SEAH 5
PK Team PK, BNGL BNGL 14   PK Team PK, BRNC BRNC 10
DF Team Defense, DLPN DLPN 1   DF Team Defense, FALC FALC 2
Reserve Players
QB Palmer, Carson BNGL 16   RB Davis, Stephen PTHR 21
RB Bennett, Michael VIKS -1   RB Dunn, Warrick FALC 2
RB Henry, Travis TITN 2   RB Williams, Moe VIKS 0
RB Taylor, Chester RAVN 0   WR Colbert, Keary PTHR 0
WR Curtis, Kevin RAMS 1   WR Jones, Matt JGRS 0
DF Team Defense, PATS PATS 8   WR Lloyd, Brandon 49RS 0
 
 
Lay Z Boy  35   New Kids on the Block  33
 
Lay Z Boy at New Kids on the Block
Active Players
QB Bulger, Marc RAMS 6   QB Culpepper, Daunte VIKS 5
RB McAllister, Deuce SNTS 2   RB Green, Ahman PCKR 3
RB Parker, Willie STLR 10   RB Johnson, Larry CHFS 7
WR Johnson, Andre TEXN 0   WR Coles, Laveranues JETS 8
WR Johnson, Chad BNGL 11   WR McCardell, Keenan CHGR 2
WR Johnson, Keyshawn CWBY 1   WR Smith, Steve PTHR 1
PK Team PK, COLT COLT 5   PK Team PK, RAMS RAMS 5
DF Team Defense, BILL BILL 0   DF Team Defense, JETS JETS 2
Reserve Players
QB Warner, Kurt CARD 3   QB Leftwich, Byron JGRS 3
RB Arrington, J.J. CARD 0   RB Portis, Clinton SKNS 3
RB Barlow, Kevan 49RS 2   WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. BNGL 14
WR Evans, Lee BILL 0   WR Mason, Derrick RAVN 8
WR Porter, Jerry RDRS 2   WR Muhammad, Muhsin BEAR 9
WR Stallworth, Donte` SNTS 5   DF Team Defense, CHGR CHGR 4
 
 
Roughed up Suspects  49   Sewage Serpents  45
 
Roughed up Suspects at Sewage Serpents
Active Players
QB McNabb, Donovan EAGL 24   QB Plummer, Jake BRNC 3
RB Benson, Cedric BEAR 1   RB Barber, Tiki GIAN 15
RB Johnson, Rudi BNGL 3   RB Tomlinson, LaDainian CHGR 14
WR Burress, Plaxico GIAN 2   WR Bennett, Drew TITN 2
WR Walker, Javon PCKR 0   WR Fitzgerald, Larry CARD 3
WR Williams, Roy LION 9   WR Smith, Rod BRNC 3
PK Team PK, PATS PATS 6   PK Team PK, BILL BILL 4
DF Team Defense, EAGL EAGL 4   DF Team Defense, VIKS VIKS 1
Reserve Players
QB Delhomme, Jake PTHR 1   QB Carr, David TEXN 6
RB Bettis, Jerome STLR 0   RB Droughns, Reuben BRWN 3
RB Pittman, Michael BUCS 1   RB Jordan, LaMont RDRS 9
TE Crumpler, Alge FALC 4   PK Team PK, PTHR PTHR 13