RABEFL Prevails in First Souper Grand Final Bowl
DeShaun Foster and the Packer’s Team Kicker were the difference as upstart RABEFL
Champion, GerfluchtWeasels gnawed their way past DFFL Champion, Lambeau`s Leap.

In the last of the intra-league RABEFL games, New Kids on the Block overcame their
poor ranking in the early season name polls, to win the Mr. Drain Snake Toilet Bowl.

Final Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)

Final Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)

Final Opponent Averages Report

Game Reports


Game Results for Week 17
Souper Grand Final Bowl
GerfluchtWeasels  43   Lambeau`s Leap  23

Mr. Drain Snake  Toilet Bowl
New Kids on the Block  73   Phoning It In  48


                    Points Played Percentages
Team Name                           Possible  Actual  Points  Percentage Games
                                    Points    Points  Lost    Played     Played
Sewage Serpents                     1031       894     137     86.71%      17
Phoning It In                        913       784     129     85.87%      17
GerfluchtWeasels                    1042       880     162     84.45%      17
Ebonic Plague                        825       695     130     84.24%      16
Left For Dead                        804       672     132     83.58%      15
Bar Stoole Buddies                   948       790     158     83.33%      17
Lay Z Boy                            682       560     122     82.11%      15
Injury Prone                         954       776     178     81.34%      17
New Kids on the Block               1252      1011     241     80.75%      18
Geins Spleens                        847       681     166     80.40%      17
Catholic Nun and the Posse           930       720     210     77.42%      17
Roughed-up Suspects                  657       503     154     76.56%      15


                    Average Active Points Scored (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  6.94  19.82  14.65     7.29   3.88    52.59
Left For Dead                   11.00   9.13  13.20     8.07   3.47    44.87
GerfluchtWeasels                 5.24  19.59  17.59     6.00   3.35    51.76
Catholic Nun and the Posse       6.76  14.12  11.41     6.53   3.53    42.35
New Kids on the Block            8.22  19.17  16.11     7.72   4.94    56.17
Geins Spleens                    9.24   7.88   9.82     9.82   3.29    40.06
Phoning It In                    9.53  11.59  12.71     8.29   3.94    46.06
Roughed-up Suspects              6.47   8.53   9.00     6.00   3.53    33.53
Lay Z Boy                        6.87   6.07  14.20     7.20   3.00    37.33
Bar Stoole Buddies               8.65  12.29  12.06     8.82   4.24    46.06
Ebonic Plague                    9.00   6.06  16.13     7.19   5.06    43.44
Injury Prone                     8.06   9.76  16.18     6.35   5.29    45.65
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.99  12.19  13.63     7.45   3.98    45.25



                    Average Active Points Against (by Position per Game)
Team Name                          QB     RB  WR/TE SPE TEAM    DEF    TOTAL
Sewage Serpents                  9.06   8.82  16.35     7.59   4.88    46.71
Left For Dead                    8.40  15.80  15.60     9.27   5.47    54.53
GerfluchtWeasels                 5.06   8.59  11.71     8.06   4.12    37.53
Catholic Nun and the Posse       7.53  10.88  12.35     6.65   4.88    42.29
New Kids on the Block            8.67  10.89  15.06     6.78   3.22    44.61
Geins Spleens                    5.65  10.76  13.24     9.00   3.82    42.47
Phoning It In                    9.88  17.47  12.29     8.59   3.65    51.88
Roughed-up Suspects              9.60  14.33  16.40     6.13   3.13    49.60
Lay Z Boy                        8.73  14.20  11.60     6.27   4.20    45.00
Bar Stoole Buddies               8.18  10.71  13.76     5.12   3.53    41.29
Ebonic Plague                    8.13  12.13   9.44     8.50   3.50    41.69
Injury Prone                     7.29  12.71  15.76     7.53   3.47    46.76
LEAGUE AVERAGES                  7.99  12.19  13.63     7.45   3.98    45.25



Final Opponent Averages Report
                       Average   Opponent Avg  Opponent Actual   Points
Team Name            Points/Game  Points/Game    Points/Game   From Average
GerfluchtWeasels        51.76        43.77          37.41         -6.36
Bar Stoole Buddies      46.47        45.45          41.29         -4.16
Catholic Nun and the    42.35        46.36          42.29         -4.07
Ebonic Plague           43.44        45.26          41.56         -3.70
Geins Spleens           40.06        45.33          42.47         -2.85
Lay Z Boy               37.33        45.38          45.00         -0.38
New Kids on the Bloc    56.17        43.56          44.78          1.22
Injury Prone            45.76        45.54          46.76          1.23
Sewage Serpents         52.59        45.07          46.76          1.70
Roughed-up Suspects     33.53        47.17          50.27          3.10
Phoning It In           46.18        45.61          51.88          6.27
Left For Dead           44.80        45.42          54.53          9.11



	
		
		Souper Grand Final Bowl

		GerfluchtWeasels  43   Lambeau`s Leap  23

In the first meeting of it’s kind between teams from different leagues, the pride of the RABEFL,
 GerfluchtWeasels, adjusted to the format the best, pushing past DFFL representative, Lambeau`s Leap,
 and capping off their best season ever. The most surreal moment of the game was when RABEFL Shaun
 Alexander and DFFL Shaun Alexander were involved in a late-game, non-bench-clearing brawl. Despite
 everything they have in common, they just can’t get past the differences in the league scoring
 systems or their competition for their mother’s attention.
		
	
	 
	
		Lambeau`s Leap
	at
		GerfluchtWeasels
	
	
		Active Players
	
	
		QB
		 Garrard, David
		 JGRS
		 0
		  
		QB
		 Green, Trent
		 CHFS
		 9
	
	
		RB
		 Alexander, Shaun
		 SEAH
		 5
		  
		RB
		 Alexander, Shaun
		 SEAH
		 5
	
	
		RB
		 Wells, Jonathan
		 TEXN
		 0
		  
		RB
		 Foster, DeShaun
		 PTHR
		 12
	
	
		WR
		 Branch, Deion
		 PATS
		 6
		  
		WR
		 Boldin, Anquan
		 CARD
		 2
	
	
		WR
		 Bryant, Antonio
		 BRWN
		 9
		  
		WR
		 Holt, Torry
		 RAMS
		 0
	
	
		WR
		 Johnson, Chad
		 BNGL
		 0
		  
		TE
		 Heap, Todd
		 RAVN
		 0
	
	
		PK
		 Kaeding, Nate
		 CHGR
		 1
		  
		PK
		 Team PK, PCKR
		 PCKR
		 11
	
	
		DF
		 Team Defense, JGRS
		 JGRS
		 2
		  
		DF
		 Team Defense, BRNC
		 BRNC
		 4
	
	
		Reserve Players
	
	
		QB
		 Favre, Brett
		 PCKR
		 5
		  
		QB
		 Bledsoe, Drew
		 CWBY
		 5
	
	
		RB
		 Fisher, Tony
		 PCKR
		 0
		  
		RB
		 Cartwright, Rock
		 SKNS
		 0
	
	
		RB
		 Pinner, Artose
		 LION
		 0
		  
		WR
		 Rogers, Charles
		 LION
		 0
	
	
		WR
		 Brown, Reggie
		 EAGL
		 12
		  
		DF
		 Team Defense, SEAH
		 SEAH
		 4
	
	
		WR
		 Stallworth, Donte`
		 SNTS
		 0
		  
		 
		  
		  
		  
	
	
		DF
		 Team Defense, COLT
		 COLT
		 2
		  
		 
		  
		  
		  
	
	 
	 
	
		
Mr. Drain Snake  Toilet Bowl

		New Kids on the Block  73   Phoning It In  47

Larry Johnson continued his late-season bludgeoning of Priest Holmes’ career, leading New Kids on the Block
 (11-7) swirling into their first Toilet Bowl title. The underdog run of Phoning It In (7-9-1) came up one
 game short, leading a frustrated Carson Palmer to exclaim, “I’m questionable, damn it.”

The big score also helped the Blocks to the Overall Points title. It went down to the last game for the
 first time ever, but the late-season fade of Sewage Serpents doomed them to second place. 

		
	
	 
	
		Phoning It In
	at
		New Kids on the Block
	
	
		Active Players
	
	
		QB
		 Palmer, Carson
		 BNGL
		 0
		  
		QB
		 Johnson, Brad
		 VIKS
		 12
	
	
		RB
		 Gore, Frank
		 49RS
		 4
		  
		RB
		 Johnson, Larry
		 CHFS
		 25
	
	
		RB
		 Jones, Julius
		 CWBY
		 1
		  
		RB
		 Portis, Clinton
		 SKNS
		 16
	
	
		WR
		 Bryant, Antonio
		 BRWN
		 10
		  
		WR
		 Mason, Derrick
		 RAVN
		 2
	
	
		WR
		 Galloway, Joey
		 BUCS
		 13
		  
		WR
		 Smith, Steve
		 PTHR
		 11
	
	
		WR
		 Jurevicius, Joe
		 SEAH
		 6
		  
		WR
		 Ward, Hines
		 STLR
		 1
	
	
		PK
		 Team PK, GIAN
		 GIAN
		 13
		  
		PK
		 Team PK, SEAH
		 SEAH
		 6
	
	
		DF
		 Team Defense, FALC
		 FALC
		 0
		  
		DF
		 Team Defense, BEAR
		 BEAR
		 0
	
	
		Reserve Players
	
	
		QB
		 Orton, Kyle
		 BEAR
		 0
		  
		QB
		 Garrard, David
		 JGRS
		 2
	
	
		RB
		 Dunn, Warrick
		 FALC
		 1
		  
		QB
		 Leftwich, Byron
		 JGRS
		 0
	
	
		RB
		 Staley, Duce
		 STLR
		 0
		  
		RB
		 Barber III, Marion
		 CWBY
		 0
	
	
		WR
		 Horn, Joe
		 SNTS
		 0
		  
		RB
		 Williams, Ricky
		 DLPN
		 10
	
	
		WR
		 Jackson, Darrell
		 SEAH
		 0
		  
		WR
		 Coles, Laveranues
		 JETS
		 3
	
	
		WR
		 Lloyd, Brandon
		 49RS
		 7
		  
		WR
		 Muhammad, Muhsin
		 BEAR
		 0

Souper Grand Final Bowl GerfluchtWeasels 43 Lambeau`s Leap 23 In the first meeting of it’s kind between teams from different leagues, the pride of the RABEFL, GerfluchtWeasels, adjusted to the format the best, pushing past DFFL representative, Lambeau`s Leap, and capping off their best season ever. The most surreal moment of the game was when RABEFL Shaun Alexander and DFFL Shaun Alexander were involved in a late-game, non-bench-clearing brawl. Despite everything they have in common, they just can’t get past the differences in the league scoring systems or their competition for their mother’s attention.

Lambeau`s Leap				at	GerfluchtWeasels
Active Players
QB	Garrard, David	JGRS	0		QB	Green, Trent	CHFS	9
RB	Alexander, Shaun	SEAH	5		RB	Alexander, Shaun	SEAH	5
RB	Wells, Jonathan	TEXN	0		RB	Foster, DeShaun	PTHR	12
WR	Branch, Deion	PATS	6		WR	Boldin, Anquan	CARD	2
WR	Bryant, Antonio	BRWN	9		WR	Holt, Torry	RAMS	0
WR	Johnson, Chad	BNGL	0		TE	Heap, Todd	RAVN	0
PK	Kaeding, Nate	CHGR	1		PK	Team PK, PCKR	PCKR	11
DF	Team Defense, JGRS	JGRS	2		DF	Team Defense, BRNC	BRNC	4
Reserve Players
QB	Favre, Brett	PCKR	5		QB	Bledsoe, Drew	CWBY	5
RB	Fisher, Tony	PCKR	0		RB	Cartwright, Rock	SKNS	0
RB	Pinner, Artose	LION	0		WR	Rogers, Charles	LION	0
WR	Brown, Reggie	EAGL	12		DF	Team Defense, SEAH	SEAH	4
WR	Stallworth, Donte`	SNTS	0
DF	Team Defense, COLT	COLT	2


Mr. Drain Snake Toilet Bowl New Kids on the Block 73 Phoning It In 47 Larry Johnson continued his late-season bludgeoning of Priest Holmes’ career, leading New Kids on the Block (11-7) swirling into their first Toilet Bowl title. The underdog run of Phoning It In (7-9-1) came up one game short, leading a frustrated Carson Palmer to exclaim, “I’m questionable, damn it.” The big score also helped the Blocks to the Overall Points title. It went down to the last game for the first time ever, but the late-season fade of Sewage Serpents doomed them to second place.

Phoning It In				at	New Kids on the Block
Active Players
QB	Palmer, Carson	BNGL	0		QB	Johnson, Brad	VIKS	12
RB	Gore, Frank	49RS	4		RB	Johnson, Larry	CHFS	25
RB	Jones, Julius	CWBY	1		RB	Portis, Clinton	SKNS	16
WR	Bryant, Antonio	BRWN	10		WR	Mason, Derrick	RAVN	2
WR	Galloway, Joey	BUCS	13		WR	Smith, Steve	PTHR	11
WR	Jurevicius, Joe	SEAH	6		WR	Ward, Hines	STLR	1
PK	Team PK, GIAN	GIAN	13		PK	Team PK, SEAH	SEAH	6
DF	Team Defense, FALC	FALC	0		DF	Team Defense, BEAR	BEAR	0
Reserve Players
QB	Orton, Kyle	BEAR	0		QB	Garrard, David	JGRS	2
RB	Dunn, Warrick	FALC	1		QB	Leftwich, Byron	JGRS	0
RB	Staley, Duce	STLR	0		RB	Barber III, Marion	CWBY	0
WR	Horn, Joe	SNTS	0		RB	Williams, Ricky	DLPN	10
WR	Jackson, Darrell	SEAH	0		WR	Coles, Laveranues	JETS	3
WR	Lloyd, Brandon	49RS	7		WR	Muhammad, Muhsin	BEAR	0